I’ve tried this new thing. It’s called offline status updates!
> Wait, what’s that?
It’s when you have something (important) to say but you don’t tell it to cyber selves but only those you can see in the eyes.
> You are a crazy man.
I know, I know. But I like being on the forefront of cutting edge stuff.
> I admire you.
I do, too.
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